Sunday, December 18, 2016

❌Dubai World Economy Explained with Two Cows❌

DUBAI CORPORATION 
You have two cows.
Ruler asks his brother to steal both.
If you sue him, He’ll accuse you of stealing 10 Government’s Cows and a Federal Bull.
Now! Who’s that idiot, who’ll hire or do business with a cow thief?

dubai-world-economy-explain
SHARIA
You have 2 cows.
Keep one and exchange one with 2 goats for lonely nights.
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor who fucks your wife.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you rotten milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you yogurt.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them to pay your debts and retire as janitor at McDonald.
VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of
credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a
debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four
cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a
Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder
who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on
one more bull.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has died.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want
one cow to produce seven hundred kind of cheese.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest who ain’t find their milk.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You drink their urine, munch their scat and worship them. Never mind about the milk. Can wait.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad and one Tory.
AN IRANIAN CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows to milk, though you have none.
Ayatollah takes their milk to feed Hezbollah and Syrian babies.
to cover the scam, they import radio-active milk from Ukraine.
DUBAI CORPORATION 
You have two cows.
Ruler asks his brother to steal both.
If you sue him, He’ll accuses you of stealing 10 Government’s Cows and a Federal Bull.
Now! Who’s that idiot, who’ll hire or do business with a cow thief?
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate. Both are Chinese owned.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
A GREEK CORPORATION 
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.
AN IRISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One of them is a horse.

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