Thursday, May 26, 2016

AMERICAN & BRITISH vs. NIGERIAN

AMERICAN & BRITISH vs. NIGERIAN
In USA when husbands arrives from job, "Hi honey am home. WHORE!"
In Britain,"Hey sweetie am home. BITCH!"
In Nigeria "have u paid electricity bill. OK! Boil this rice and roast this meat before it goes bad.
In USA after work she says "Welcome honey, how's Work then she kisses u" QUEER!
In Britain, “Welcome home my sweet husband I love u" FAGGOT!
In Nigeria "papa AJIRI are u drunk I knew it. It’s fine. You are coming from prostitute’s house.
In US when going to bed they say, "Good night my love." BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!
In UK, "Sweet dreams darling." BOY GEORGE!

In Nigeria "My husband did u wash your dick, lock the door, windows and release Bruno (the dog)"

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