DEWA seeks to boost cooperation with India in renewable and clean energy
بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ Dear Sheikh Hamdan Bin Mohammed Congratulations لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148) Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative: Gargantua and Pantagruel I am waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief: Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called: “The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates” “دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة” “dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttahida” Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. It ain’t worth it. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it. The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the STATE or the RULING Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order. Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun. Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] fucked the whole constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD owes me Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years hustling and FIGHTING, scratching and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS that ain’t mine. It will be nicer if DEWA drew TEN MILLION DOLLARS CHEQUE due covering those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods in your custody. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas your victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing. فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135) I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse trusting his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Khomeini. [In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who supplied DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding.] Imagine my mayhem when I am headhunted by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, haunted by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief. “It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money” The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version. وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40) As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO they believe that Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] and has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He probably has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth or as common thief. For 30 years, I thought why should this little self-appointed god had the BALLS to shoot me in the head. Oh no he loved to see my misery and the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after. I was too thick and stooopid then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters who’re headhunting me are his. The Little self appointed God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS ain’t mine. Its Ockham's Razor Law of Parsimony. [Oh No] as I ditched Monsanto ganja and switch to Organic belladonna. I realized that [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!] Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to ESCROW One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today. I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then. I blame my patriot upbringing. I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got everything. All LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults. In both of Your Dad’s [the Present Ruler] Books; Ro’yati and Spirit of the Union, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE utopia phenomenon. I am too dumb to fathom that as he looked through his elder brother sheikh Hamdan turned my life to Hell and yet he says whenever he’s confronted by white folks jackass journalists: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. Are you kidding? What law? Whose law? Who? and Where? I released that he must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe. Its Gargantua and Pantagruel war. To avoid this memo scoffed at and banned in-transit by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though. You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00. I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just to cheer you up. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Obaid Karki I Ain’t Anglosexual Liberal Hippie, Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a coyote. A Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian وَلَا تَدْعُ مَعَ اللَّهِ إِلَهًا آخَرَ لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا هُوَ كُلُّ شَيْءٍ هَالِكٌ إِلَّا وَجْهَهُ لَهُ الْحُكْمُ وَإِلَيْهِ تُرْجَعُونَ(القصص88) I thought you should know: The Word (قانون) : It Means (LAW) ain’t mentioned not even once in those 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; and yet it’s stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah. Stop Fucking Dubai News for Pickled Elvis Penis Sake. DEWA can grab World News Headline quicker if the Ruler drew TEN MILLION DOLLARS CHEQUE that he owes me since 1982 as token of sincerity. It’s a loose change compared to what been published on Forbes. Never mind about the spoils [interests from 1982 until today] and another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years that can wait for now. Please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulating in Dubai court due to DEWA none-payment. Should that turns Imbroglio return my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [Dubai Victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries and bulldoze Nadd Alshiba Chateau de Versailles down to earth. Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price. Call me. Please allow me take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], that’s including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ought not to get to court for that. After all that all are my property since DWD paid nothing.