WHAT REDNECKS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT RAMADAN?
What is Ramadan? IT’S A LUNAR MONTH APPROXIMATELY 28 TO 30 DAYLIGHTS. NO HOGGING. NO FUCKING. NO LYING. NO SWEARING. NO BOOZING. NO PUFFING. NO LYNCHING.
Wait – you can’t eat for a whole month? ONLY AT DAYLIGHT. ASSHOLES!
You can’t even drink water?? NO WATER NO MOONSHINE.
Can you do anything? Yup
Isn’t it hard to not eat or drink at all? NOP ITS FUN.
How are kids supposed to fast all day? What about school? ITS WORKING FOR 1436 YEARS.
But they banned fasting in those schools in London… YEH UNTIL THE BRITISH GOT ANOTHER BOMB HOAX IN SUBWAY.
What if you’re sick? What about old people??? THEY CAN EAT.
Is Eid the same thing as Kwanzaa? Nop! KWANZAA IS HONIGGAS EID
Is there any saying for Eid, like, “Merry Christmas”? YEH
Anything else? LOAD YOUR WALLET FOR POOR AND NEEDY PEOPLE.