URINE-al-MIt’s a steroid to come after Shiite and Sunni traitors in Riyadh, Doha, Bahrain, Dubai, Abu Dhabi sewers or wherever those Iranian sleepercells nesting in our society. GCC groomed Shiite to intimidate Sunni as a matter of fact they’re exhausted , a photo by quranix on Flickr.
Five days ago Saudis, UAE, Bahrain withdrew their Low-BATT Envoys from Qatar in Canine Braggart Overtrading Dispute over who chew the microphone first. Today URINE al-Maliki got the chance to chew France-24 Microphone to youyou Saudi and Qatar joint-venture rigging Iraqi election. URINE al-Maliki’s Iranian Bitch State was devastated by Sunni bombing Shiite. Why should Sunni need Saudi & Qatar support to bomb Shiite? You must be kidding? URINE al-Maliki ain’t stopping Sunni bombing Shiite even if he doled the whole Iraqi OIL revenue to ‘em. Sunni bombing Shiite is utopia and status quo in Iranian Bitch States alas former Iraq. Its power and control. Sunni are now targeting Sunni traitors who joined URINE al-Maliki as well. Saudi and Qatar joint-venture ain’t an option in fact it’s an interest to keep away Sunni bombing GCC Shiite within.GCC is charming death they’re sitting ducks. Courting Kerry every now and on surrounded by cheaply overdressed hypocrite nutjobs and guarded by police ain’t impress Sunni bombers to stay put. Yanks ain’t popn’ their troops saving Thugocracies. Yanks can survive printing fiat outta thin-air without the need to insult themselves begging GCC buy PENTAGONJUNK, Hydrocarbons and cash surplus to please Seigniorage Banksters Sharia Scam Gangsters. It’s a steroid to come after Shiite and Sunni traitors in Riyadh, Doha, Bahrain, Dubai, Abu Dhabi sewers or wherever those Iranian sleepercells nesting in our society. GCC groomed Shiite to intimidate Sunni as a matter of fact they’re exhausted GCC commonwealth eating out our welfare and growing like rodents. They masturbate in their women vulvas to sprawl in GCC.
بِسْمِ اللَّهِ الرَّحْمَنِ الرَّحِيمِ
Dear Sheikh Hamdan
لاَّ يُحِبُّ اللّهُ الْجَهْرَ بِالسُّوَءِ مِنَ الْقَوْلِ إِلاَّ مَن ظُلِمَ وَكَانَ اللّهُ سَمِيعًا عَلِيمًا(النساء148)
Dubai Crown Prince 1971 Initiative: Gargantua and Pantagruel
I am waiting 30 years for your Initiative. “Let’s have it from the end… the cream… Scheherazade! Please”. I mean: I will be too brief:
Ahmed Adi Albitar a BELLBOY in King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel authored back in 1971 a very interesting MUSTREAD Document called:
“The Constitution of the United Arab Emirates”
“دستور دولة الامارات العربية المتحدة”
“dastūr dawlat al-imarāt al-arabīya al-muttaḥida”
Since I am a Blackbelt Diehart Paulite Constitutionalist Libertarian I religiously memorized the whole 152 articles of UAE Constitution outta my heart. Just kidding! Come on Boys. I read it twice. OK! Let’s get to the bottom of it.
The most mind bugling articles that caught my eyes were article 21 & 39 of the Constitution which strictly prohibits either the State or the Ruling Family forfeit, confiscate or attach any private property, assets or money without court order.
Here’s the deal… despite all that constitutional jazz all night long to the morning sun.
Sheikh Hamdan [YOUR UNCLE] mocked the constitution and confiscated TEN MILLION DOLLARS DWD Payables from Dubai Water Department that killed both my parents, devastated my family & children and threw me to the DOGS for 30 years.
Hustling and fighting, scratching and biting to pay DWD DEBTS ain’t mine.
It will be nice if you draw a CHEQUE to cover those [loose change] plus spoils of 1982 until today, another eight Million Dirham for Nadd Alshiba’s ELEVEN Greenbelts that’s EIGHTY Million Dollars SPOILS in 30 years and please don’t forget to clear all my debts accumulated in Dubai court.
Should that turns Imbroglio then I am more than happy to take back my goods. At least I can return some to my innocent suppliers [alas DWD victims] and sell some to please my aggravated Seigniorage Banksters [alas Dubai Hyenas]. I can’t wait to take-out all those Nadd Alshiba’s GREENBELT Trees down too to auction ’em in Garhoud Nurseries.
Don’t worry! PAKHTUN Gardeners will bribe Dubai Municipality to replant ‘em back in Nadd Alshiba at ten times of my price.
If I am allowed I will take off all my manhole covers outta Dubai streets and walkways [mind your steps Folks!, watch out your kids!], including water meters, pipes, fittings, valves, pumps, earth moving equipments, tractors everything. I ain’t ought to get to court for that. After all That all are my property since DWD paid nothing.
فَلَمَّا كَشَفْنَا عَنْهُمُ الرِّجْزَ إِلَى أَجَلٍ هُمْ بَالِغُوهُ إِذَا هُمْ يَنْكُثُونَ (الاعراف 135)
I am too old GOUTIC to take DWD to court. After all who’s that foolish crackpot JUDGE who will risk his career and commit suicide to try DWD and deliver judgment? If I sue DWD I will be thrown in prison as laughingstock Philosoraptor and die there as that IDIOT Don Quixote who pawned his life to bet on wrong horse trusting his own Sheikh who kept his doors shut charming Khomeini.
[In case you didn’t know Philosoraptor metaphor it ain’t that dinosaur analogy that you know who grapples with big questions of metaphysics, ethics, and meaning of it all but that Emarati Dumbass Who supplied DWD 23 Million Dollar worth of goods to save Dubai of dehydration and flooding.]
Imagine when I am HEADHUNTED by every Affluenza Bounty Hunter, HAUNTED by every Debt Collector on menopause for 30 years. My phone is TAHSEEL’s default 911 as common thief.
“It’s a virtue to kill a man than taking away his money”
The above mentioned Prophet’s [PBUH] Despot proclamation is a Commanding HADEETH omitted from Sahih al Bukhari recent version.
وَإِنْ مَا نُرِيَنَّكَ بَعْضَ الَّذِي نَعِدُهُمْ أَوْ نَتَوَفَّيَنَّكَ فَإِنَّمَا عَلَيْكَ الْبَلَاغُ وَعَلَيْنَا الْحِسَابُ (الرعد-40)
As per Dubai Elder’s STATUS QUO Sheikh Hamdan is a LITTLE GOD [El-Rab-El-Saghier] has heavenly birthright to take away my money and devastate me. He has taken away my money for the global warming that I caused to Planet Earth [just kidding].
For 30 years I thought why should this LITTLE GOD be kind to shoot me in the head to stop my misery so I can’t see the melancholy left behind me that killed both my parents [may Allah bless their souls], devastated my family & children and he can rule happily ever after.
I was too thick then to think that way; until I realized that Seigniorage Banksters are theirs. The Little God wanted me HUSTLING and FIGHTING, SCRATCHING and BITING to pay DWD DEBTS ain’t mine. Its Ockham's Razor Law of Parsimony.
I realized that [Oh No] as I ditched Monsanto ganja and switch to Organic belladonna. [Just crudity scatological humor. don’t do it boys!]
Should I have taken Bill Duff’s Deputy Ismail Agha’s offer to escrow One Million Dollars to release my Funds? I ain’t writing you today.
I was a FOOL and NAÏVE to refrain from BRIBING Ruler’s office Chief Account then.
I loathed bore you at this stance with this claim credibility. Bill Duff got all LPOs, SRVs & invoices and more in my Banksters vaults.
I ain’t forgiving anyone who used my innocence for living.
In both of Your Dad’s published Books, he conscientiously crowed about CRADLE to GRAVE utopia phenomenon. I am too dumb to fathom that as I witnessed his elder brother turned my life to hell and yet he says whenever he’s confronted: ‘NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW’. What law? Whose law? And Where? He must be talking about a forbidden utopia that I ain’t allowed to subscribe.
I am the victim of Gargantua and Pantagruel war.
To avoid being scoffed at and banned in-transit by some Nutjob Unemployable Scion Grafts at your end. I posted my INITIATIVE QUESTION in English than Arabic on social media. God forbid I ain’t Anglosexual though.
You may keep your Dh 50,000 award for the needy contenders who just started spamming this premise all over the web. They’re 71 contenders, they need it. SHEESHA price jumped from Dh 5.00 to Dh 25.00.
I am an offensive comedian. I mean no disrespect or affront. It’s Just to cheer you up. Carpe diem Mea culpa. Neither Wolf nor Dog, I am a Coyote.
Paulite Picassoic Provocateur Constitutionalist Libertarian
I thought you should know:
The Word (قانون) : It Means (LAW) ain’t mentioned not even once in those 6236 Ayah or 17655 words of Holy Quran; and yet it’s stipulated 85 times all over the UAE Constitution without drawing a distinct verbatim of its predetermined definition in any of those 152 Articles presets of the Constitution. Ain’t that something? It’s a miracle hahaha…. Hallelujah.